My associate, Vito, has come to collect

What are you worth?
Of course all human life is precious. But what’s the value of your cold, dead carcass?

I just used the Cadaver Calculator to figure out how much someone might pay for my mortal remains.

$4225.00The Cadaver Calculator – Find out how much your body is worth

Woo Hoo! Four grand! I wonder if I can use that as security on my next bank loan?

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